What i did last weekend (alliteration,assonance and consonance)

Saturday morning i blew out of my big blue bed, blowing up in "Ba ha ha" laughter because i woke up at nine minutes to noon .."no way" i thought. I hopped out of my happy bed and hobbled over to my crazy computer i went on to myspace and made sure i had no new messages or colourful comments. after lazily lounging on my luxurious leather couch my phone vibrated vigorously. i answered it. My friend forcefully asked me if i wanted to go skate with him And his happy friend.

As my friends friend fell the fall, he face planted on the side of a rough roof as he rolled away in morbid horror his face was hit by a hot roof. as we laughed his lip was leaking with blood and dripping on his dress.As i laughed i said ''you loser why would you want to get onto to the roof" he was lucky he didn't lose his lip.

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similes, metaphors and cliches

When it comes to skateboarding im worth my weight in gold. when ever i play someone in skate i take them to the cleaners .when i skateboard i feel as light as air.for me its as easy as pie.

EPIC

an epic is a short story usually made up or fictional story.

larger than life characters achilles.

the gods are part of the epic.for example apollo

in medias res which means in the middle of things. its a like having a series of stories and you pull one out .

this picture is an example of an epic.because it is one of the covers of Iliad.

hero

most peolpe consider Rodney Mullen a hero beacause he is awesome at skateboarding, i think he is a hero because he invented most of skateboarding and tricks himself. Back in the day he invented tricks such as flatground ollie and truckstand. he helped tony hawk learn how to drop in and do tricks on vert. and even today he is the best flatground and freestyle skater alive. some people (like the very elderly.) who dont like skateboarding might not like him because he may encourage teenagers to destroy property on their skateboards.